Friday, May 22, 2009 @ 8:50 AM


To say Fergie looks like a man, is a euphemism. And the eye make-up? GURRRRRRL.

Oooh damn, Kara's voice is kick-ass. HAHAHA AND HER BODY IS BETTER THAN BIKINI GIRL. Eh, Ryan was quite hilarious. "I would like to ask what's new, but I think I know." HAHAHAHA and that prompted BG to flaunt her newly-acquired assets. AAAAAH KRIS ALLEN'S KISSED A GIRL PERFORMANCE WITH KEITH URBAN IS SPECTACULAR.

SPEK-TA-KU-LAR.

Eh, Jakarta's tourism ad is so lame.

As you might have noticed, I'm watching TV. At 8:55am. I woke up at 8 to catch AI on Star World. Hehehee hxc.

So while waiting for the commercials to end, I need to rant about work. So, we were understaffed ytd. Sofa king annoying. We had the worst group of people ever and they brought along the most annoying kidz eva. I also did the most annoying thing in front of the kid, but it's too annoying to mention actually. So, usually for closing---

Cyndi Lauper looks like crap.

Anyway, as I was saying, usually for closing, there will be 2 people doing the floor 'cos there's too much work to be done. 5 minutes before I was due to start doing closing, my colleague comes up to me and tells me to do the floor closing alone. So, I mopped, vacuumed, swept, locked the stations, sanitized the table, wiped the cutleries, emptied the ice bin, washed the dishes all by my fucking self. And mind you, the sanitizing, emptying of ice bin, washing of dishes & wiping of cutleries are not supposed to be done by me. Fucking bitch.

She still had the nerve to say to me, "Wah you finish very fast ah."

Stupid fat fucker.

Oooh, Krissy's wife looks stunning. Reminds me of Kate Hudson's How to lose a guy in 10 Days.

Oh by the way, I have not eaten since lunch yesterday and it feels good. My hands were shaking last night. The stupid fat bitch who was working floor with me was sofa king useless. I had to fucking clear all the tables. Stupid bitch, just stood around, sanitizing half the tables for 1 hour. And I managed to do all of my closing work within half an hour. Fat people are useless.

Correction, fat & slow people are useless. Don't mind me if you're fat & slow, I'm just ranting.

Ooh Danny Gokey & LIONEL LEWIS are so adorable! I love their duet- it's so catchy. Oh and I didn't know David Cook's brother (?) died of cancer. TRAAAAAGEDI. Hmm, that's one tight hug there Lionel & Danny.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ADAM LAMBERT WEARING. Cosplay, much? It's such an insult to the PLU. KISS reminds me of Gene Simmons is my fatheeeeer, by Amanda Sommers teeheehee.

This is just one bloody long entry while I'm cutting my nails & watching AI. OH MY GOD, ADAM'S SHOEZ. I JUST SAW IT. GROTESQUE. Did, freaky dood in the centre just break his guitar. Wow.

Eurgh, ugly guy singing now. That dood that noone remembers but just has to remember 'cos the judges saved him. OH DAMN THAT SANTANA SONG IS FREAKING AWESOME. At least I think it's Santana. I thinkkkk. THEY GOT CARS AH BITCHES. Btw, did I mention they covered I'm Yours with Jason & it was fucking amazing.

Janice's face looks like a vat of plastic. Oh snap, the lads look dashing in suits. What's up with Anoop's & Kris's moustaches, though? Oh geez, Rod Stewart's jacket is such an eyesore. Amaaaaazing last song by Adam & Krrrris.

Kris is like so sad that he won American Idol hahaha weirdo. Like. AWWWW DID ADAM CRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COME TO PAPI. K i'm done toodles need to get ready for school.